Been away… went to a wedding on Saturday night. I really don’t like weddings. Really really don’t like ‘em… But the party was fun, I danced up a storm (I’m still thinking lapdancing is my true calling) and I totally shocked a 19 year old boy. I put on bright red lipstick and gave him a kiss good-bye (no tongues, just that kinda kiss they always used to do on ‘The Love Boat’)… I’m sure when he sees me on tv sometime he’ll tell everyone he slept with me… in reality he stumbled away, dumbstruck, smeared in red lippy and gibbering about how he could believe I wasn’t 19. It was very flattering that he thought I was still a teenager- though he *was* seriously pissed. I look great, no wrinkles, but not that great! Ah, boys. *^_^*

Anyway, it’s incredibly hot in London right now… and this place is *so* not made for heat. Ugh. It’s terrible. I hate London in the summer…. that’s why I usually go to the States… damn.

NOTE: I have kept most of my earliest blog posts private. They are mainly crap. I have, however, tried to make live at least one from each month.