I’m not alone in my love of Mohammed. The guy needs to be saved. I’m tellin’ ya. I’ve hardly watched TV at all since 1996 and everyday I put Sky News on to see that guy… though now I just wait for news about his whereabouts. Apparently yesterday an ITN journalist received a text message from him saying, “I won’t be available today.” Haha.

NEW WORD: chatered (CHAY’ terd) adj 1.When you are under great stress at work yet unable to show or vent that stress because you are at work and being observed by jobsworths. (usage: I can’t talk now, I’m chatered). v1. The feeling of being very trapped and unable to ‘be yourself’ at work. (usage: I don’t like the new boss, he chaters me. Also synonymous with having a breakdown at work. After Sky News reporter David Chater.

NOTE: I have kept most of my earliest blog posts private. They are mainly crap. I have, however, tried to make live at least one from each month.