My son and I were just talking about our ‘private parts’, prompted by a discussion about how our kitten’s testicles have to be snipped soon. He asked if it would hurt and I said, ‘a little’, then he asked if it would hurt my ‘willy’ if I needed it done.

I said, ‘I don’t have a willy.’
He said, ‘I mean your enchilada or whatever it’s called.’

Enchilada. Heh.