First look at this photo. Only for a few seconds. Any more than that and you will start to lose serious brain cells.
Now. I dare you, I double dare you to keep looking at the photo after you press play on this:
Yes, that’s Peter Andre whine-singing through his nose at the very start… and then, about a minute in, when it starts to sound like someone sitting on the floor, terribly pissed after drinking too much Smirnoff hidden in her handbag whilst singing a fucking Disney song at a grubby karaoke bar, it is, in fact, Jordan…