Divine David

I’ve seen God and he takes the form of The Divine David.

Last night I learned:

  • The Divine David deserves to win the Turner Prize next year.
  • I am not a gay basher… end of.
  • Many Americans don’t understand the complexities of irony. That’s not my problem. Nor is it my duty to try and educate them.
  • I just don’t give a shit.
  • People like to wallow in their victim mentality and seemingly get pissed off when others don’t enable them. Whatthefuckever. It’s crass.
  • I am correct to listen to myself. I always make the right decisions for me.
  • I am happiest when I am being ‘me’. It’s my right to be happy. Anyone who doesn’t think I should be happy can piss off.
  • I love London so very, very much.
  • I saw a 3 foot bicycle chain pulled out of a man’s arse. I didn’t learn anything from that at all, but for some reason it felt like an education.
13 Responses to “Divine David”
  1. vince says:


  2. John says:

    Are you sure that blue puffball skirt was REALLY the right decision for you?

  3. Jas says:

    I dunno Gia, you keep making that decision not to elope with me… DAMN YOU FOR BEING SO HAPPY WITH BRIAN! DAAAAAAAMN!

    well okay maybe that wouldn’t be the right decision for anyone. but it would be fun while it lasted and that’s what counts in my mind.

  4. giagia says:

    John. my sartorial decisions are ALWAYS correct. Yes, even blue puffball skirts.

    Jas, the other week a friend of mine told me that I should clone myself so everyone who wants to ‘elope’ (is that new quaint euphemism da kidz are using these days?) with me could…

  5. vince says:

    Gia your hair looks great now.. and better than before. You also look much nicer in the pictures on TV and in the limo…..from ITV….

    LET’S do a 2007 shoot soon!!! Portfolio ones and a few more fun ones like you as the Girl from Mars, lesbo dominatrix, or biker chick… or makeup like David.

  6. Jas says:

    Can you clone Brian too? I’d like to have the set.

  7. vince says:

    Everyone loves Gia.. Rah Rah Rah go team go… Maybe i’ll make a Gia fan club soon.

  8. vince says:

    too late come join the Gia Milinovich fan club…


    I’ve run one before…..


  9. Jas says:

    MySpace is the internet equivalent of facial herpes. I refuse, Vince.

  10. giagia says:

    I completely and utterly don’t understand MySpace at all.

  11. Jas says:

    gia, you know the bedroom of a 15 year old? with the Soundgarden posters and the OH MY GOD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME factor?

    That’s MySpace.

  12. vince says:

    Hi hate myspace but Indy Music people love it and it’s very American and porno people and woman who think they are sexy but a bit rough.

    Soundgarden…. I use to see the big bearded buy in Tower Records in Queen Anne/Seattle every bloody time I went in there. Then went to the Bond movie and Chris Cornell is singing the sound track how weird is that…..grunge it is.

  13. vince says:

    Happy Christams Gia!