Senator Sues God
This is so excellent.
[The Lawsuit] seeks a permanent injunction ordering God to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats.
In the lawsuit Chambers says he’s tried to contact God numerous times, “Plaintiff, despite reasonable efforts to effectuate personal service upon Defendant (“Come out, come out, wherever you are”) has been unable to do so.”
[The lawsuit] says God has caused, “fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues, ferocious famines, devastating droughts, genocidal wars, birth defects, and the like.”
Chambers also says God “has manifested neither compassion nor remorse, proclaiming that Defendant “will laugh” when calamity comes.
He’s protesting frivolous lawsuits… and at the same time is making atheists chuckle.