Jesus Is Lord…

… of the Dinosaurs.

Beginner's Bible Coloring Book!
Artwork by Derek Chatwood

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8 Responses to “Jesus Is Lord…”
  1. Tony says:

    That’s hilarious. And also very sad. But mostly hilarious.

  2. Mike R says:

    He also flew round the world on a pterodactyl. LOL

  3. Rachel says:

    *please* tell me that’s a satire, not real?

    – or –

    What’s that stain in the upper-left? Did someone use it as toilet paper?

  4. giagia says:

    Rachel, it’s from a kids’ colouring book. So… it’s real. The lovely Giselle pointed out the ‘coloring hints’ at the bottom of the page. My favourite colour: Flesh of Christ.

  5. Alex says:

    Color…Flesh of Christ…hmmm…is that a subtle way of saying he was white?

    I assumed he was more “middle-eastern” color.

  6. Matthew Lake says:

    According to a 2001 Gallup poll, about 59% of Americans believe that “God created humans and dinosaurs pretty much in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years or so.”

    Wow.. what percentage of that pool do you think are comprised of the Sarah Palin clan? Riddle me this Batman, why doesn’t a member of the press pool following her from state to state ask her about her views concerning the existence of dinosaurs in “Biblical Times”?

    I’d give up a lot of coin to hear her response.

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