Oh Go On!
Someone (anyone?) start my Wikipedia page (**edit** it’s been started! Hurrah!) (**edit** it’s been deleted here is the last bit I saved)… Make it weird. Make it ridiculous. Make sure there are plenty of bald-faced lies which will one day become ‘fact’.
And if you can, give me bigger breasts.
It’s my birthday today. Indulge me.
Then let me be the first to wish you a ‘Happy Birthday’.
Lovely, lovely, Tom. Thank you!
xxx
[steps forward, out from the lurky shadows]
Happy birthday :)
[takes a step back]
Happy birthday! Hug, hug
Happy Birthday sunshine lady – You have a stubby wikipedia page, but I can’t guarantee it’ll stick around very long.
hugs
lloyd xx
Heh. It’s already made me laugh. Thank you!
Happy Birthday, Gia, I hope you have a wonderful day along with your loved ones! Today the 11th is also my son’s birthday. Cancers are fabulous, sweet, interesting and pretty great people. Enjoy your day, girl!
My Wikipedia page at the moment:
Gia (born July 11) is neither Italian, Serbian or English – she’s a Minnesotan (short in stature, but loud, very loud) who came to the UK in search of fame and big-haired rock stars and settled for presenting on the telly, writing blogs, being married to Dr Brian Cox and being mum to Alex.
She loves cats, blogs, cat blogs, gently fondling her extraordinarily large but often well-hidden breasts and despite being a pale basement dwelling techno geek is a mean shot with a wine cork.
Gia has spent so much time connected to the interweb that her hands are immersed inside her computer’s innards much like a child’s fists in a vat of custard, and by wriggling her digits in that delicious cybergoo she can make all kinds of wonderful things happen. Of course, fondling one’s breasts while your hands are deep within electronic soup is a feat in itself, thus proving how amazing Gia actually is.
It is a little known fact that in the late 80s, Gia invented the Human Skull. Up until that point – althougth they’d never admit it – most people were just wearing a form of reinforced balaclava. 99% of humanity are still waiting for her to invent a kind of Human Brain to put inside it since theirs are a little bit rubbish.
The admins have got worried and have deleted it… right when it was starting to get *really* ridiculous.
Happy birthday, Gia! Have a great day!
Hey! Thanks! :)
Happy Birthday Gia. I was going to give you bigger breasts but they were so big, I decided to keep them for myself.
And I’m sure you’ll enjoy them more than I will. :)
happy birthday!
Incidentally, did you know that most people have no idea that you invented the silicon wafer? Ridiculous I know, but most people have forgotten the agony that was the silicon water biscuit.
Silicon wafer? Pah! I invented the Human Skull…
(er… who *did* invent the silicon wafer?)
Jack Kilby, of TI fame. I used to live on his street. The one named after him, that is, not the one he lived on.
Happy Birthday Gia. Sorry, I wasn’t around to start the Wiki. Perhaps I can give you a belated birthday present some time this week instead and, er, “interview” you.
Heh. Heh… Heheheh. I’m just laughing about all of the people who must read your ‘interview’ with Brian when searching the ‘net to find out if he’s available to marry them after they watched him on the telly for 10 minutes… it’s so silly.
have a wonderful birthday Gia & all the best :)
I knew something was weird…You are Alex’s mom??
Happy Birthday, G!
happy birthday!
Thanks, Sar! Yea, didn’t you know about that whole ‘Alex is my son’ thing? Guess I forgot to tell you.
Happy Birthday for yesterday, beautiful. I hope there was plenty of cake and presents to enjoy.
Happy Belated Birthday, Gia
Thanks Creepy! Thanks Salome!
You’re all so lovely…
Let me be one of the last people to wish you Happy Belated Birthday :-)
me too the last of the happy ones. hope you had a nice time Commrade..
I know what it’s like for someone to blog about you …someone is posing as me on a blog in France!!!! too bad they don’t know my name is Irish and from the name of a Irish god not a French asshole.
http://www.formutil.com/index.php?2005/02/09/15-stupido#c37